Always Jekyl when I'm dating with a Miss-to-Hide
Side chick with a kiss goodbye and dicks to ride
Missioning for missionary with a mister right
Lannister over a banister the shit the sister like
well groomed, I may kiss the bride
I aint made of honour or best man for the job like the kids you hype
I kid you not the chronic here? kryptonite
Two tokes, trust me you aint doin shit tonight
The Stiffmeister, spliff meister crashing weddings
Passing blessing of stoner stories with lasting lessons
Class in session, hands up or you have detention
you aint got the answer then i'll have you guessing all about mybad intentions?
I know the groom and the bride...
and they're the only two that i like
Two at the bar and two at the side
There's not a dude in site... hang on...
IS THIS A WEDDING FULL OF WOMEN?
IS THIS A WEDDING FULL OF GIRLS?
IT'S A WEDDING FULL OF OH MY GOD
THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING WEDDING IN THE WORLD!!
Double checking I aint getting carried away
Me plus the geezer getting married today...
Hit me like a smack in the face
It's like a snoop dog video from back in the day
Hello i'm joe... you look dumb with your phone. Are you done with your phone? Dd you come here alone? whats with the thunderous tone? I just thought we could have...SO...
Are you up for a bone? Stuck in a rut wanna fuck for a mo? No?
I'm on to the next chick, ask evevrybody for a chill and a netflix
Regroup by the pea soup.... three zoots then i'm on for the recruits
You're well read like a beetroot I could eat you, yeah i'm Joe nice to meet you...
I gotta slow down, get on back to that Motown
Meet a girl then I meat a girl and there's plenty of meat that can go round
All lies, I'm at home! Where's the punchline? I dont know
....I just thought it'd be dead cool to break the fourth wall trying to be deadpool
So that's a weird ending... I guess I'm a weird guy
Moral of the story is...