Three Part Saga

by BigSmokin'Joe

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Part I: Oh Dear! Joe has never heard of the corona virus, After sleeping like a Stoned Baby, His rumbling tummy, disturbs his peaceful slumber He’s got the munchies again, oh dear. Two thumbs and 8 knuckles, spit raps my mate chuckles, bit fat, I ate double, I love life and I hate trouble. Uh..... Where da falafels at? An something after that, what the fuck you laughing at? big savanna cat wandering the habitat Got the munchies mother fucker can you handle that? ....Indoor scented candle rap, last year I must have spent a grand on that... Plan to to eat and I plan to nap, but losing my job? Never planned on that... If you need me I’ll be in the fridge... In fact, come on let’s go and see some shit... Enough milk for coffee tea and weetabix, You got chocolate, better plead the fifth He’s got the munchies again, oh dear... I eat cause I’m fat and I’m fat cause I eat... Fat bastard, never saying never to a treat, On the street when I rap and I can’t see the feet, like Deyontay Wilder, he just can’t see de Laugh like Dillin Whyte, ask a dosser if he feel alright? Got the munchies in the still of night, so I open up the fridge and see a little light Num Nums for my TumTum, A little moment is a lifetime on the Bum son! You want it half baked? I want it done done Let me take these biscuits to my dungeon ... I might be unemployed But I never live a day without some fucking joy, So go ahead, tuck in boy, You’re a growing lad and growing lads need feeding ... Joe heads to sleep, eyes red and belly full... Another success day, sitting around, doing nothing. Littles does he know, this was his last day before the whole world changed....
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Part II: Shop Run! It’s Day Six of the new arrangement Finished all the jobs that I was doing later The foods old, need some newer new potatoes And I could use some data.... Shit... I heard it’s super fucked, people down at Lidls had to queue for months, I don’t wanna touch these stupid cunts, They might give me something super yuck! I hear corona is half price... Fair shout Lidls, you gotta laugh right... Get some more bog roll, that’s nice! So I can be even more of an asswipe Sorry, my bum is sore... I don’t wanna go outside, it’s fucking war... grannies thinking they above the law!! He can’t help you shop cuz he’s your son in law The shop run... It’s the shop run Get your gloves and ya mask and a shotgun! Is the shop run, it’s the shop run! It’s either that or job hunt... I don’t wanna job hunt... Bit my gum shield, make a fist Get my mum to make the list Comes back this long, takes the piss... But maybe I was made for this... Alright Mum! This is one time! Mrs Moon about to watch the son shine After this, we only order online In fact, can we do that right now? Sigh... let me grab my keys, In fact, put the kettle on let’s have a tea, Why you looking like you mad at me? You think I underestimate the situations gravity? Shop run, yes! Gloves, mask, shotgun, check... I’ll be on the job hunt next... Right; here we fucking go! The shop run... It’s the shop run Get your gloves and ya mask and a shotgun! Is the shop run, it’s the shop run! It’s either that or job hunt... I don’t wanna job hunt...
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Part III: Keep The Faith Keep the faith that’s it gonna work out. The world isn’t gonna burn down... I know it’s tough but we’re in it together Stuck at home but we’re not here forever Trust England to come with the weather The second they saying world is feeling under the weather... Thank god for the people still feeding us, We used to need the elderly and now they’re needing us... Big up government, they need some trust They’ve been there for me but I ain’t really need for much For people that struggle on... I hope somebody helps and gets their hustle on... In the past we may have done it wrong But the futures looking up unless your up has gone My get up and go has got up and went My savings are low the money is spent I hope the dole gimme something for rent But hey, you gotta have faith.... Keep the faith that’s it gonna work out. The world isn’t gonna burn down... This ain’t a world war of violent acts It’s a thing we’re trying to catch without trying to catch... For now stay at home and deny the facts That we could be a lot worse if we were fighting back The doctors are Rambo, And your nurse a suburban commando Don’t blame China or go on a rant bro hillbillies trying to banjo This can be a time to know yourself, When you’re planted in the earth you will grow yourself Run outta weed you can grow yourself But that’s still illegal here.... Have faith things are gonna change, Stay strong so you live to fight another day Have faith things are gonna change Stay strong so you live to fight another day Keep the faith that’s it gonna work out. The world isn’t gonna burn down...

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After a long hiatus into the real world of jobs.... I'm back!

Larry Frames, Aussie Muso and Top Bloke sent me some beats and... As soon as the world stopped, we got started!

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released April 2, 2020

Beats by Larry Frames
Lyrics by BigSmokin'Joe

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