Part I: Oh Dear!

from Three Part Saga by BigSmokin'Joe

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Part I: Oh Dear!

Joe has never heard of the corona virus,
After sleeping like a Stoned Baby,
His rumbling tummy, disturbs his peaceful slumber

He’s got the munchies again, oh dear.

Two thumbs and 8 knuckles,
spit raps my mate chuckles,
bit fat, I ate double,
I love life and I hate trouble. Uh.....
Where da falafels at? An something after that,
what the fuck you laughing at?
big savanna cat wandering the habitat
Got the munchies mother fucker can you handle that?
....Indoor scented candle rap,
last year I must have spent a grand on that...
Plan to to eat and I plan to nap,
but losing my job? Never planned on that...
If you need me I’ll be in the fridge...
In fact, come on let’s go and see some shit...
Enough milk for coffee tea and weetabix,
You got chocolate, better plead the fifth

He’s got the munchies again, oh dear...

I eat cause I’m fat and I’m fat cause I eat...
Fat bastard, never saying never to a treat,
On the street when I rap and I can’t see the feet, like Deyontay Wilder, he just can’t see de
Laugh like Dillin Whyte,
ask a dosser if he feel alright?
Got the munchies in the still of night,
so I open up the fridge and see a little light
Num Nums for my TumTum,
A little moment is a lifetime on the Bum son!
You want it half baked? I want it done done
Let me take these biscuits to my dungeon
... I might be unemployed
But I never live a day without some fucking joy,
So go ahead, tuck in boy,
You’re a growing lad and growing lads need feeding ...

Joe heads to sleep, eyes red and belly full...
Another success day, sitting around, doing nothing.
Littles does he know, this was his last day before the whole world changed....


from Three Part Saga, released April 2, 2020


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